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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:12 pm    Post subject: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............. Reply with quote

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE CHARDONNAY.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop ... OR THE BATHMAT ?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. AND THE MEN WHO WILL GET A GOOD LAUGH . MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....they get sick, throw up and then watch their retainers flush down the toilet....(bad college memory...it cost me $75 for a new retainer) Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO!! that is way too funny!

then theres the part where you think you cleaned up around and on the toilet but the next day discover that you did a piss pour job of it!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or you have twin beds...go to sleep in one, throw up over the side, move over to the other one and then discover what you did in the morning. Black Russians are icky to clean up.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Danielle.....Cathy.......

I LOVE YOU MAN! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ddpie wrote:
Danielle.....Cathy.......

I LOVE YOU MAN! Laughing


ROFLMAO!! I thought of you when I read #5!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought of myself reading 1 THRU 12 Shocked

LMAO

Only you left out taking your shirt off in the bathroom (leaving your vest on of course LOL) 'cuz you've gotten too hot on the dance floor. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ddpie wrote:
I thought of myself reading 1 THRU 12 Shocked

LMAO

Only you left out taking your shirt off in the bathroom (leaving your vest on of course LOL) 'cuz you've gotten too hot on the dance floor. Shocked


ROFLMAO!!! well, at least there was a vest involved?

What about trying to relive the cheerleader days...except you never were a cheerleader to begin with? Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ImStuffed wrote:
ddpie wrote:
I thought of myself reading 1 THRU 12 Shocked

LMAO

Only you left out taking your shirt off in the bathroom (leaving your vest on of course LOL) 'cuz you've gotten too hot on the dance floor. Shocked


ROFLMAO!!! well, at least there was a vest involved?

What about trying to relive the cheerleader days...except you never were one to begin with? Shocked


Or what about......saving a cowboy and riding a mechanical bull???? Shocked (at least I got a sticker on my ass for THAT one LOL)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'd rather save a mechanical bull and ride the cowboy (drunk or not!!) LOL
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