[B]Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Leprechaun- [/B] 10. Hello little man. 9. The bartender just announced last call. 8. You should eat only organic cabbage. 7. Where do you buy your shoes? 6. What's with all the green? 5. Are you the Lucky Charms cereal guy? 4.You're even shorter than I thought you'd be. 3. Is that a shamrock in your pocket? 2. You're from Ireland? Do you know a guy named John Fitzpatrick? 1. How much is a pot of gold worth after taxes?