ULTIMATE TURKEY

 

  • Cooking Time: depends on how you cook
  • Servings: depends on the trukey
  • Preparation Time: not real long

Ingredients

  • Included below for each recipe and directions.
  • This is all inclusive

Directions

  • The Ultimate Turkey:
  • Smoked On The Barbecue Or The Grill.
  • Or Not. Gobble 'til You Wobble!
  • By Meathead
  • Summary. Smoked turkey tastes spectacular, but there are tricks revealed in this recipe that make it the Ultimate Turkey, whether it is smoked outdoors or roasted in your kitchen. Recipe Type. Entree. Tags. Turkey, smoked turkey, BBQ, barbecue, barbeque, grilling, smoking, cookout, party, dinner, smoker, grill.
  • This is no ordinary turkey preparation, pilgrims. Digest these logical concepts and you will never again have a dry, stringy, cardboardy, boring bird.
  • After tasting this bird you will never again risk life or limb, nor stain the driveway with grease by deep frying a turkey. This will be the best turkey you've ever tasted. I know because hundreds of readers have written to tell me so (see the comments and pictures at the bottom of the page).
  • The good news is that you don't need a smoker, although having one helps. You can become a Turkey Zen Master on any old backyard grill, or even in your indoor oven with these techniques. But remember, when you cook the bird outdoors, you not only get great flavor, you free up the indoor oven for sweet potatoes, stuffing, green beans, and pie.
  • Here's a great idea: Rather than waiting for Thanksgiving, when you have a houseful of critics, why not have a turkey shoot a few weeks in advance to get your technique down?
  • Manifesto
  • Turkey poses several problems that we can solve by thinking scientifically. My methods differ drastically from tradition, but if you follow my guidelines you can make this flightless bird soar above the flock. Here is an overview from 30,000 feet. I will discuss each concept in detail, below.
  • We will not stuff the bird. When you stuff the bird it takes far longer for the heat to travel to the center of the stuffing and in the process the exterior gets way too hot and the meat gets overcooked. By leaving the cavity empty the heat and smoke flavors can enter the cavity, cooking the bird much faster and more evenly without overcooking.
  • We will treat the crowd to "muffings" by cooking the stuffing in muffin pans and serve everyone an individual muffin shaped stuffing serving, crunchy all over.
  • We will place a few aromatics in the cavity. Not enough to prevent airflow, but they will create penetrating vapors that will flavor the meat more than the stuffing could.
  • If your turkey is not labeled "basted", "self-basted", "enhanced", or "kosher" we will add moisture and flavor with either an injection or by soaking in a brine.
  • Even if it has been injected with a saline solution at the factory, and chances are that it was, we can still amp up boring birds by injecting them with butter.
  • Because herbs and spices cannot get very far past the skin, we will use a wet rub of oil and aromatic herbs under the skin to baste and add more flavor to the meat.
  • We will add oil and herbs to the outside of the skin to help make it crispy and add flavor.
  • We will not place the bird inside a roasting pan. Instead we will place it above a roasting pan so air can flow all around it, cooking and browning it properly on the underside.
  • We will not truss or tie the bird. We will let the entire surface brown, even the armpits and crotch, because nobody wants to eat rubbery skin. This will help the thighs and drumsticks cook faster because they need to be cooked to a higher temp than the breasts.
  • We will roast the bird in a humid, aromatic, smoky atmosphere to hold in moisture and add flavor.
  • We will prevent the wing and drumstick ends from burning by covering them with foil for part of the time.
  • We will not cook breast side down as has become popular. It just doesn't help, and in fact it harms.
  • We will not baste during cooking. It just makes the skin soft. By oiling the skin at the start and by cooking at the right temp, we will still get a beautiful crisp brown skin.
  • We will use a digital thermometer to monitor the bird's temperature to make sure it is not overcooked, and not the plastic popup that is set 20°F too high, guaranteeing breast meat drier than week-old stuffing. Click here for a conversion table from F to C.
  • We will remove our turkey from the heat at 160°F instead of 170°F to 180°F as most recipes recommend, and it still will be safe. Juicier too. The USDA revised its guidelines in 2006 so most cookbooks are out of date.
  • We will let it rest 15 to 30 minutes after we take it out of the heat to allow the pressure within the fibers of the meat to come down a bit and to keep the juices from bursting out when we carve.
  • We will not tent it with foil when it is finished cooking because the steam trapped under the foil softens the skin. There is plenty of heat in that thermal mass to keep it warm while it rests.
  • We will slice the breasts across the grain rather than with the grain to make it even more tender. This means we will not slice the breasts while they are still on the bird, we will remove them before slicing.
  • Instead of a gloppy starchy sauce, we will make a succulent thin gravy the way we would make a soup stock, with giblets and trimmings from the bird, onions, carrots, celery, and more. We will put them in a pan under the bird to catch its sexy smoky drippings. We will leave the gravy thin and potent so it can infiltrate between the muscle fibers rather than sit on top like a lump. We will make enough gravy so we can still use it to make that thick flour-based goo if the traditionalists insist, and it will be better than ever because the base is so much tastier than just plain drippings. And there will still be enough gravy for leftovers.
  • The result will be a magnificent looking, dark mahogany avian, with incredibly tender and juicy flesh, delicately and elegantly flavored with savory herbs and seductive smoke, anointed with a gravy that eclipses all others.
  • Handle raw turkey like kryptonite
  • Treat all raw fowl with great care. There is a good chance that it has Salmonella, Campylobacter, or some other pathogenic bacteria in it. Research shows that about 2/3 of modern poultry has been contaminated by the time you get it home. That's just a fact of life nowadays. But don't worry. Cooking kills bacteria. If you cook poultry properly, you are perfectly safe.
  • How do so many birds get so yucky? Pathogens are in the soil and in the air. Even "free range", "pasture raised", "natural", and "organic" birds are easily contaminated because they scratch and peck in dirt and grass that is teeming with bacteria, and because they eat insects, worms, larvae, seeds, etc. They often step in each other's poop and they peck in it. You can't prevent it unless you put them in diapers.
  • Most turkeys are grown by "independent" farmers who work under contract to big brand marketers like Butterball and Perdue. They are highly competitive because they know that we shop for bargains so they use efficient, inexpensive, mass production farming methods. These concentrated animal feeding operations (CAFOs), sometimes called factory farms, are designed to deliver big breasted birds grown to market size in only 4 to 5 months, much faster than nature intended, at the lowest possible prices. Birds are then processed in slaughterhouses and high speed disassembly lines. During the process, poop can get on their skin, on the gloves of the workers, on the conveyor belts, and in the water baths that are used to remove feathers and rinse the meat. It is practically impossible to prevent contamination, and it can happen on small farms, too.
  • So you must handle raw poultry like kryptonite. Thoroughly wash your hands, tools, counter tops, cutting boards, sink, platters, and anything that contacts uncooked poultry.
  • The best solution, pun intended, is to buy an empty spray bottle at the drug store and fill it with a dilute solution of water and household bleach. Bleach is a powerful sanitizer. That's why they put it in swimming pools. USDA recommends a solution of one tablespoon of good old fashioned 5% unscented, liquid chlorine bleach per gallon of water. After washing your cutting board, knives, meat grinder, counters, and sink, thoroughly wet their surfaces with the bleach solution and allow it to stand for several minutes. Rinse with clear water and air dry or pat dry with clean paper towels that can be discarded. Cloth towels are germ carriers. Store the bleach solution in the bottle, tightly sealed, and use it often. It will remain potent for months. And I don't care what you've read on the internet, vinegar will not do the job. Click here to read more about food safety.
  • Meat temp: Taste vs. safety
  • Confusion abounds over the proper temperature to which you must heat turkey for safety and for max tenderness and juiciness. One of the problems is that USDA changed the recommended minimum temperature for cooked poultry in 2006. Until then USDA said we should cook white meat to 160°F and dark meat to 180°F, and if you were cooking a whole bird, take it all up to 180°F. The new recommendation is 165°F for any and all parts of turkey and chicken. That means cookbooks published in 2006 or earlier are wrong. Worse, many celebrity cooks seem never to have gotten the word and it is common to hear them tell us to desiccate our birds by overcooking them to 180°F. Click here for a complete guide to the proper cooking temps for all meats, both USDA and restaurant chef recommendations.
  • Benchmarks °F °C
  • Recommended cooking temp 325 163
  • New USDA recommended serving temp 165 74
  • Remove from heat when breasts hit 160 71
  • Let breasts rise to 165 74
  • Ideal temp for dark meat 175 79
  • Popup thermometers pop at 185 85
  • Bacteria start dying at 130 54
  • Dark meat has about 9% fat, 33% more than white meat, so it tastes and feels best at about 175°F. White meat is very lean, about 6%, and it dries out quickly if it is overcooked. It is at its best texture and juiciness at about 155°F, but that's 10°F below the USDA recommendation and I can't risk a lawsuit by telling you to serve turkey at that temp. So I will advise you to cook it to 160°F and let the temp rise to 165°F while it is resting before serving. More on this later.
  • USDA wants to keep things simple for us in order to keep us safe. Admirable! What USDA doesn't tell you is that microbes start croaking at about 130°F. The hotter the food gets, the faster the pathogens die. You can pasteurize your turkey at 130°F in 2 hours or at 165°F in 2 seconds, hence the USDA recommended minimum of 165°F. What the USDA doesn't tell you is that you can kill them all if you heat the bird to 160°F for 7 seconds, 155°F for 23 seconds, or 145°F for about 4 minutes.
  • Chefs who cook sous-vide (the ultimate low and slow cooking) know this. They put cut up turkey parts in plastic bags, vacuum seal them, and place them in water baths at 150 to 160°F for 2 to 3 hours and the results are incredibly tender, tasty, and safe. But most of us don't have expensive calibrated sous-vide water bath cookers, and even then, if you aren't careful, there is risk.
  • In 2011, for the first time, USDA gave a nod to the concept that time and temp work together to make food safe when it revised the recommended temp for pork. They lowered it to 145°F for 3 minutes. The world would be a better place if the turkey lobby was as effective as the pork lobby. For more on how time and temp work together in the process of pasteurizing meat, read my article on food, knife, and grill safety.
  • Conduction heating and carryover cooking
  • The USDA doesn't factor in carryover either. Carryover is simple physics.
  • In a 325°F oven, the surface of the meat will slowly warm. This warming is the process of exciting the molecules so they move faster. It takes time because the meat is a combination of water, fat, and protein, and they are good insulators.
  • As the surface warms it conducts its heat slowly inward to the cooler cells beneath, passing it along like a bucket brigade. Excited molecules get their neighbors excited by bouncing off them like billiard balls. Slowly the heat marches towards the center.
  • As the exterior passes the heat along, it loses heat so the bucket brigade prevents the surface from zooming up to 325°F. Also, moisture on the surface evaporates cooling the surface in the same way sweat cools you off on a hot day. If the meat is thin, the heat builds up rapidly. If it is thick, it takes much longer to get to the desired temp in the center. The trick is to get the center to the target temp without overcooking the exterior. One technique is to baste the exterior, but that keeps the skin wet and soft, and we want it dry and crisp. Another technique is to cook low and slow. We'll keep the temp at 325°F, which is medium, and I'll explain why later.
  • Interestingly, the meat keeps cooking after you take it out of the heat. The hot outer parts continue to pass their heat inward and in 15 to 30 minutes after coming out of the oven, the center of the muscle can rise another 5°F. The heat also escapes into the air, so we don't want to leave the meat sitting around too long.
  • In this illustration, on the left we have a piece of meat cooking at 325°F. It is absorbing heat from all sides, the outer surfaces are hottest and the heat is passed to the center by conduction. In the center picture, the meat has been removed from the oven. Heat continues to be passed towards the center, even though it is sitting at room temp, and some of the heat is escaping into the surrounding air. On the right, the meat has come close to an even temp throughout and now it is cooling as more heat escapes.
  • To be absolutely safe and still have moist and tender whole birds, and to make sure nobody sues me, you should serve turkey at 165°F in the deepest part of the meat and test it in multiple locations with a good digital thermometer. At my house I usually take the meat up to 160°F and let it rise 5°F by carryover.
  • Cooking temp
  • I recommend you cook whole turkey at 325°F. Readers know that I love low and slow and many of my recipes recommend a 225°F setting. That's a great temperature for gently melting tough collagen-based connective tissues without getting their protein panties in a bunch and squeezing out moisture (see my article on meat science). But turkey doesn't have the same composition as pork ribs or beef brisket, so we don't need to worry about melting tough collagens. Turkey can handle higher temps, and higher temps are needed to render the fats in the skin in order to crisp it. The higher temp helps brown the skin in the short cooking time allotted.
  • We want brown skin because when cooking, brown means deep rich, complex taste. Browning is the result of a process called the Maillard reaction and it really kicks in at about 310°F when amino acids and sugars form scores of scrumptious new compounds. This chemical reaction is responsible for the rich flavors in toasted bread, coffee beans, and dark beer.
  • On the other hand, we don't want to cook turkey too hot. Recently I have been seeing more and more recipes for cooking turkey at high temps, like 500°F. This just risks incinerating the skin and flies in the face of physics as shown in the illustration here. High temps are fine for thin cuts like 3/4" steaks because we want the exterior dark with the interior at 130°F, much lower than turkey. But turkey breasts are much thicker than most steaks and we need to allow enough time for the heat to travel to the center. At high temps, by the time the heat penetrates, the exterior and outer layers are overcooked and dry.
  • Besides, at higher temps the window of opportunity opens and closes too quickly. The amount of time at which the meat is properly cooked in the center is short, and in short order it is overdone. Slow pitches are easier to hit than fastballs.
  • So 325°F is a nice compromise. High enough to benefit from the Maillard reaction on the skin and to melt some of the fat, hot enough to gelatinize connective tissues, but not flamethrower hot, not risking a badly overheated outside of the meat before the center is cooked.
  • If you have a smoker or grill that doesn't get to 325°F (some smokers won't, especially gassers), you will need to cook longer. Don't sweat it. The skin will still be brown because the Maillard reaction can still take place at lower temps, but at a much slower pace. Besides, the smoke is going to darken things, too. If you have a pellet smoker that generates its best smoke at about 200°F or so, start there for about 30 minutes, and then crank it up to 325°F.
  • Cooking time
  • A clock cannot tell you when food is cooked. Only a thermometer can do this. Turkeys are notoriously unpredictable in the wild and only slightly less so in the oven. The two most important factors in determining cooking time are the cooking temp and the thickness of the thickest piece of meat, the breast. But actual cooking time will vary depending on how well it is defrosted, whether or not you brined or injected, what temp your fridge is, if it sat at room temp for a while, how close your bird is to the gravy pan, how well your cooker holds a steady 325°F, the quality of your thermometers, airflow within the cooker, humidity in the cooker, and the breast size of your bird.
  • Pounds Hours at 325°F
  • 12 to 14 2 to 2.5
  • 14 to 18 2.5 to 3
  • 18 to 24 3 to 3.5
  • 24 to 30 3.5 to 4
  • Add 15 to 30 minutes resting time
  • Given all those disclaimers, this table is a rough guide for how long it will take to get the temp in the deepest part of the breast to 160°F and the thigh to 170°F. Do not bet on it. Bet on a good thermometer. If you don't have one, don't blame me if your guests get tummy aches (or worse), if you keep your guests waiting, or if you serve shoe leather.
  • And please don't ask me how long a stuffed bird will take. I don't test recipes with stuffed birds, so I have no idea how long they take. Here's why:
  • Don't stuff the bird!
  • If you must have bread stuffing (and if you're having me over, you must have bread stuffing) then cook it on the side (some people insist on calling it dressing if it is not in the bird).
  • 1) If you stuff the bird, the temp in the center of the stuffing must be at least 165°F to be safe because juices from the bird get into the stuffing. By the time the heat penetrates that far, the breast will be overcooked and void of moisture.
  • 2) An empty cavity allows smoke and flavor to enter the meat from the inside as well as the outside.
  • 3) If you don't stuff you can put herbs and other aromatics in the cavity to amp up the flavor. Stuffing does little for flavor.
  • 4) Stuffing sticks to the ribs of the turkey. If you use the carcass to make stock the next day, which you absolutely should do, the bread in the stuffing will make the stock unappetizingly cloudy.
  • If you cook stuffing outside the bird, you can spread it in a baking pan and get more crispy brown bits, the bits everybody wants. Or better still, make muffings (see sidebar).
  • How big a bird do you need?
  • There are several variables to consider when deciding how much meat to buy. Do you want leftovers? What is your male to female ratio? How many young children will there be? How many big eaters will there be? Are adult beverages in play? How many appetizers and snacks? What are the side dishes and how many? When does the football game start?
  • As a rule of thumb, 1 to 1.5 pounds raw weight per person usually will be more than enough. When you subtract bones, giblets, and shrinkage, you will lose about 20%. I usually plan on 2 pounds per person so those who want leftovers can take some home (make sure you have plenty of aluminum foil or zipper bags on hand).
  • If you need a lot of turkey, and space permits, it is better to cook two small birds than one giant bird. They will cook faster and be more tender and juicy.
  • Here's why: The bigger the bird, the thicker the breasts and the longer it takes to cook the center of the breasts to proper doneness. By the time they are done, thinner parts are overcooked, and the outer parts of the breasts are dry.
  • Cooking two smaller birds will actually take less time than one large bird and it will not take any longer time than one smaller bird if you get the cooker up to the proper temp.
  • What you need to know about turkeys
  • before you go shopping
  • Today's grocery store turkeys are the result of decades of selective breeding. The Broad Breasted White used by Butterball, Perdue, Smithfield, Jennie-O, and most other major brands has been bred smaller to fit modern family sizes, with larger breasts to satisfy the demand for white meat, with a metabolism that lets them grow to market size rapidly, and with all white feathers because dark feathers make black spots on the skin. They account for 99% of all turkeys on the market.
  • Because most people don't own a quality digital thermometer, and, as a result, they overcook their turkeys, most manufacturers inject a liquid brine, about 2% salt, into their turkeys. Salt is a great flavor amplifier if you don't overdo it. The injection of a brine adds liquid helping to keep the meat moist. And remarkably, salt helps keep the moisture in. It seems the electrical charges in salt alter the structure of the proteins in the meat, a process called denaturing, and the denatured proteins become more hydrophilic, meaning they glom onto water and hold it tight. Finally, salt has antimicrobial properties.
  • Because processors are allowed to inject up to 8% of the weight of the bird, this also adds to their profit. Let's do the math: If 8% of a 20 pound bird is injected brine, that's 1.6 pounds. If the bird sells for $1.25 per pound on sale, that's $2 for that salt water, more when it is full price!
  • Turkeys that say "basted" or "self-basted" or "enhanced" have been injected with a salt solution and possibly flavor enhancers and tenderizers. "Kosher" birds have been salted on the outside and inside the cavity because it was thought in ancient times that this would draw out the blood.
  • Now catch this: If a bird has had salt and water injected, the law still allows it to be labeled "natural" because salt and water are natural ingredients! Remember, this is a country where Congress once decided to classify pizza as a vegetable!
  • But salt is not evil. It is an "essential nutrient" which means it is necessary for good health and you must ingest it because your body doesn't make it. Excessive salt consumption can be hazardous, but not moderate consumption.
  • So let's do the math: An ounce of Butterball turkey (which has neither butter nor balls) contains about 65 mg sodium. So an 8 ounce portion of turkey, a pretty nice serving, will contain 520 mg. If you are on a low sodium diet, the Cleveland Clinic recommends you keep your daily intake down to 2,000 mg, so that serving of turkey is only 1/4 of the recommended daily amount for someone whose doctor has told them to watch their salt intake. No sweat. For the rest of us? Chow down!
  • Nowadays finding a bird that has not been salted is almost a mission impossible. To get a bird that is not pumped, you need to special order it, go to a specialty store like Whole Foods, or buy it directly from a farmer. Some butchers develop relationships with local farmers and will take orders for fresh birds. Another good source is a Community Supported Agriculture (CSA) organization which you can find through LocalHarvest.org.
  • For more about salt and how important it is to your health, read my article on the Zen of Salt. Also recommended, my articles on the Zen of Brines and the Zen of Injecting.
  • Heritage breeds?
  • All turkeys are descendants of the wild turkey Meleagris gallopavo. As with other animals (hogs for instance) and vegetables (tomatoes for instance), farmers are rediscovering abandoned "heritage" breeds and seeds. Narragansett and Bourbon Red are two of several heritage turkeys that are making a comeback, but they are still hard to find. They are closer to wild turkeys, with smaller breasts, darker and more flavorful meat that some people call gamey. Try one before you serve it to the gang on Turkey Day. They are also much more expensive. But beware. The term "heritage" is not government-regulated and there is nothing to stop unscrupulous merchants from labeling any old turkey as "heritage".
  • Fresh or frozen?
  • "Fresh" poultry means, according to USDA, that the bird has not been taken below 26°F by the processor. At that point it is pretty hard (remember, freezing temp of water is 32°F), but not rock solid because of the proteins and other compounds in the liquids, not to mention the injected salt, prevent it from freezing completely. But ice crystals will still have formed. USDA inspectors allow up to 2°F tolerance when testing birds in commerce, so a "fresh" turkey can be held as low as 24°F.
  • Ice crystals are larger than water molecules, and they are sharp. When ice crystals form, the water expands and the sharp edges punch holes in muscle fibers, allowing precious moisture to escape. That's the pink liquid in the bag. Called "purge", it is mostly myoglobin, a protein fluid that helps keep meat moist. We won't waste it. It will go in the gravy, but I would rather have it in the muscles where it belongs. To make matters worse, some grocers allow turkeys to thaw a bit so they feel fresh.
  • I think this phony "fresh" turkey business is bunk and USDA is allowing marketers to deceive the public.
  • Sometimes you can buy truly fresh turkeys with no ice crystals and no purge from a farmer or specialty butcher who has chilled them to between 32°F and 38°. You may be able to find truly fresh turkeys raised on Amish-owned family farms. Amish farmers don't use electricity so the birds aren't processed on fast moving disassembly lines and they aren't up late surfing the net and doing things that get them overexcited. They're plucked and cleaned by hand and are largely free of pinfeathers.
  • To get a truly fresh turkey, usually you have to order it and the butcher or farmer will give you a pickup date. In Chicago, I occasionally drive to John's Live Poultry and Egg Market where I can pick a live bird, have it weighed, slaughtered, and dressed on the spot. I get to keep the head and feet too.
  • The problem is that, when an animal dies the muscles can't get the blood laden oxygen they expect so they get stiff. This rigor mortis usually sets in within an hour or so, and it doesn't go away until about 12 hours later, so you don't want to eat a fresh killed bird. Wait 24 hours.
  • But fresh meat doesn't stay fresh forever. Buy a truly fresh turkey only if you are certain it has been killed within a week of the date you will consume it.
  • On the other hand, in an efficient slaughterhouse operation, turkeys are flash frozen in extreme cold. This process forms smaller ice crystals and that helps prevent purge. I would rather have a bird that was flash frozen right after slaughter than a so-called "fresh" bird that has been chilled to 26°F and is really only partially frozen, or a truly fresh bird chilled to 34°F that has been sitting around in the fridge for a couple of weeks.
  • Bottom line: Proper cooking is far more important than having a fresh bird.
  • Here's a timeline
  • Here's a schedule you can follow for a 6 p.m. dinner.
  • WHAT TO DO WHEN TO DO IT
  • Begin thawing regardless of size Friday morning
  • Unpack bird, check thaw Wednesday morning
  • Prep gravy, make the wet rub 8 p.m. Wednesday
  • Inject (optional), apply wet rub 9 a.m. Thursday
  • Preheat cooker and gravy 1 p.m. Thursday
  • Put the bird on and add wood 2 p.m. Thursday
  • Add water to gravy pan, remove foil 3 p.m. Thursday
  • Add water to gravy pan if necessary 4 p.m. Thursday
  • Remove gravy, strain, skim fat, taste 4:30 p.m. Thursday
  • Remove bird, rest, heat gravy 5 p.m. Thursday
  • Carve, splash with gravy, and serve 5:30 p.m. Thursday
  • Take a bow 6:00 p.m. Thursday
  • Thawing
  • To thaw a frozen turkey, place the bird, still in its plastic shipping bag, in a large roasting pan in the refrigerator. You need the pan because the bags always seems to leak. Allow 24 hours in the fridge for every 4 pounds. If you don't want to do the math, just put it in the fridge 7 days before the day you will eat it. That's a bit more time than needed, but hey, when you want to catch a train, you get to the station before the train does, right? Most turkey disasters I hear about are because the bird has not defrosted properly. There are faster ways to defrost a bird discussed in my article on thawing.
  • A day before cooking, strip off the plastic bag and remove the organs and neck from both the front and rear cavities. That's the deep center and the last part to thaw, so removing them will help insure that the interior is melted. Just leave the neck and giblets in the pan. We'll use them later. If you do not plan to submerge the bird in a brine, sprinkle the skin with salt. This will help the skin crisp during cooking because it breaks down the structure of the skin and dries it out. It will also help season the outer layers and denature the proteins so they hold water better. Drape the bird in plastic wrap and let it thaw in the fridge.
  • As much as it pains me to tell you this, you can cook a frozen turkey, but expect the exterior to be overcooked by the time the center is cooked to a safe temp, so make sure you have gravy. Here are the rules: (1) You absolutely positively must use a meat thermometer for this maneuver; (2) you cannot stuff the bird; (3) you may have to cook for an hour before you can remove the giblet package and neck, but you really should get them out as quickly as possible, especially if they are in plastic, which can melt; (3) cooking time will be 1.5 to 2.0 times as long.
  • Ingredients for the gravy
  • 3 quarts [2.8 L] water
  • 1 cup [56 ml] apple juice
  • 2 onions, skin on, ends removed, cut into quarters
  • 2 medium carrots, peeled and cut into 2 inch lengths
  • 1 stalk of celery, leaves and all, cut into 2 inch lengths
  • 1 tablespoon [15 ml] dried sage leaves, crumbled (do not use powdered herbs, they will cloud the broth)
  • 1 tablespoon [15 ml] dried thyme leaves
  • 2 whole dried bay leaves
  • About the liquids. You can substitute some of the water with chicken stock, vegetable stock, or a bottle of a white wine. I usually get a white wine from the closeout bin of the local liquor store. Oxidized white wine is fine; in fact I think it adds depth. Just don't use anything that has turned to vinegar. And never use red wine unless you want purple turkey! I have occasionally added mushrooms (fresh or dried) to the gravy, too. You can substitute a small handful of celery leaves for the celery stalk. This is a good way to get rid of them.
  • About the onion skins. Onion skins contain a pigment that darkens the gravy. Using them in making stocks is an old chef trick. In fact they are sometimes used as fabric dyes. If the skins are musty, or the under layer is mushy or rotten, discard them.
  • Add no salt. Drippings from the meat will have salt, so wait until you taste the final gravy and add salt at the end if you think it needs more.
  • Ingredients for the wet rub
  • 4 tablespoons of Simon & Garfunkel rub
  • 4 tablespoons of vegetable oil or olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon table salt
  • About the rub. Click the link above for the recipe.
  • Optional. If you don't want to bother making it (you really should have a bottle on hand at all times), just use a simple blend of herbs, perhaps 1.5 tablespoons finely chopped or powdered sage (fresh or dried) and 1.5 tablespoons thyme leaves (fresh or dried).
  • Ingredients for the bird
  • 1 turkey, any size
  • 1 medium onion, cut in quarters, skin on
  • 3 cloves of garlic, coarsely chopped
  • 2 large sprigs of fresh sage or thyme, about 3 to 4" long
  • Peel of one orange or lemon
  • 4 ounces [113 gm] or so of hardwood or fruitwood chips
  • Preparing the gravy
  • If you wish, you can do this a day in advance.
  • Whatever you do, don't skip the gravy. I know this whole approach may sound a little goofy, but trust me: This nectar is a show stopper. First time out of the gate, follow my recipe closely until you get the concept. The truth is, now that I've made this umpteen times, I no longer measure the ingredients.
  • This gravy is not the thick and pasty stuff made with flour that sits on top of the meat and forms pudding skin. This gravy is a thin, flavorful broth that penetrates the meat, making it incredibly moist and tasty. And if Grandma insists on the thick glop, there is more than enough of my gravy to mix with flour to make her happy. I'll show you how, reluctantly, below.
  • There is almost always leftover gravy that you can freeze. It makes a killer soup base or stock for cooking rice, risotto, couscous, or whenever a recipe calls for stock. I use it to make the gravy for turkey pot pies with the leftovers.
  • Do this
  • 1) After the bird has thawed, open the bag it came in and pour the juices into the pan in which it was sitting. Even if they bird was salted, save those the juices. They will not be too salty.
  • 2) If there is a plastic pop-up thermometer, remove it and discard it. If you rely on it you will be eating balsa wood. If there is a gizmo holding the tops of the drumsticks together, remove it. By holding the thighs and drums tight to the body, it prevents them from cooking properly and keeps the skin in the bird's crotch from darkening and crisping. Yes, I know the books tell you to truss the drumsticks. They're wrong. I'll explain why later.
  • 3) Pull the stuff out the cavities. Check both front and rear openings. Typically you'll find the neck and a bag of "giblets" in there. Put the neck in the pan. The bag usually contains the heart (looks like a heart), the gizzard (two marbles connected in the middle), and the liver (it is the floppy, shiny thing). Put everything except the liver in the gravy pan. The liver will not be used for the gravy. Freeze it in a zipper bag and save it along with other chicken and duck livers until you have enough to make a nice pâté, or toss it in a pan with some oil, cook it, and feed it to the dog.
  • 4) Remove "the part that goes over the fence last", a.k.a. "the Pope's nose", and trim excess skin and fat from around both cavities, front and rear, and put them in the pan along with the neck and the juices. Then whack off the wing tips at the first joint and toss them in the pool. There's a lot of flavor in them. Don't worry about the fat, you can skim it later.
  • 5) Add the rest of the gravy ingredients to the pan and refrigerate. We will use it when we cook the bird.
  • Simon & Garfunkel rub Recipe
  • Preparation time. 10 minutes
  • Makes. About 1/4 cup, enough for about 8 large whole chickens
  • Ingredients
  • 1 tablespoon dried crushed parsley
  • 2 tablespoons dried crushed sage
  • 1 tablespoon dried crushed rosemary
  • 1 tablespoon dried crushed thyme
  • 1 tablespoon dried crushed oregano
  • 1 tablespoon dried crushed basil
  • 1 tablespoon dried crushed bay leaf
  • 1 tablespoon ground black pepper
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • Where's the salt? This recipe used to have table salt in the blend, but I recently removed it out so we can use it on brined or injected meats without making the meat too salty. If the meat is not brined, apply the rub, and then sprinkle with salt to taste. On thick cuts you can use more. Go lightly on thin cuts. Don't leave it out.
  • About the parsley. OK, I confess, dried parsley doesn't contribute much to the flavor profile, so it could easily be left out, but then I wouldn't have a story to tell, would I?
  • Make a wet rub. Mix a tablespoon or two of this dry rub with the same amount of vegetable or olive oil an hour or so before cooking to make a wet rub. Use oil, not water, because most of the flavors are oil soluble, not water soluble.
  • Measuring. Measuring the ingredients is a bit tricky since some of the herb leaves may be powdered, not crushed. The big chunks, like oregano have more air in them, so try to compensate by adding more or less depending on how much air in your raw materials. If your measurements are not precise or if you lack one or two ingredients, no wars will break out, but I think the sage, bay leaf, and rosemary are essential. Crushed bay leaf may be hard to find so you can use whole bay leaves. Just take about 10 leaves and crumble them in your hand, measure the crumbled amount and add more if necessary. The pepper will add a little heat, but not much, but you can cut it out if you're a wimp or amp it up if you're a tough guy.
  • Optional. At one time I had included 1 tablespoon dried crushed hot red pepper (cayenne or chipotle) in this recipe. I have removed it because I decided I like the recipe better without the heat. If you want a capsaicin jolt, go for it.
  • Do this
  • 1) Measure everything and dump it into a blender. Put the lid on the blender (very important), and run it on medium for a few seconds, turn it off, and run it again. Continue pulsing about until you have a powder. Dump the whole thing in a jar and label it.
  • 2) How to use this stuff. Lightly coat your chicken or potatoes or asparagus or whatever with vegetable oil or olive oil, sprinkle on the rub liberally, even if you are a conservative. If time permits, let the seasoned meat sit in the fridge for an hour or three. The oil is important because many of the flavors in the herbs are oil soluble and the time in the fridge helps the flavor permeate. If the food has not been been brined, then sprinkle with salt. If it has been brined, then skip the salt.
  • 3) Grill, smoke, or roast.
  • Injecting and brining
  • If you wish, you can do this a day in advance.
  • Injecting and wet brining are two excellent ways to amp up your bird. Since most grocery store turkeys have already been injected with brine at the slaughterhouse, there is no need to soak it in brine or inject salt at home. But if you get a bird that has not been injected, I recommend that you do it.
  • Even if it has been injected with a salt solution at the slaughterhouse, you can still inject it with butter or oil. As with salt, oil amplifies flavors. I've included complete instructions for wet brining and injecting in the sidebar at right.
  • Injecting and brining
  • For years I have advocated wet brining turkey, but I have changed my tune and I now prefer injecting. Yes, I am a flip-flopper, so don't vote for me if I run for President.
  • Wet brining
  • Wet brining is the process of submerging the bird in a couple of gallons of a 5 to 10% saline solution, often with herbs and spices added.
  • The problem with wet brining is that it can take a long time to get the salt water deep into the meat. It is also wasteful. You mix up a couple of gallons of salt and spices, and the bird only sucks in about a cup.
  • Research for AmazingRibs.com by Dr. Greg Blonder is fascinating. He decided to see how salt penetration is impacted by time. He took a 12" long tube of lean pork loin and soaked it in a 6% brine for 24 hours in the fridge. Periodically he lopped off a cross section and treated it with an indicator that showed colored salty meat. Here's how far the salt penetrated:
  • 30 minutes: 0.16" (3-4 mm)
  • 1 hour: 0.24" (5-6 mm)
  • 2 hours: 0.28" (7 mm)
  • 4 hours: 0.39" (10 mm)
  • 8 hours: 0.51" (13 mm)
  • 24 hours: 0.67" (17 mm)
  • That's right, after 2 hours the salt had penetrated only 1/4", and after 24 hours the salt had traveled only 2/3" deep in the meat. Actual penetration can vary on different meats and turkey is slightly more porous than pork, but you get the picture: When you brine, the salt remains pretty close to the surface.
  • Brine recipe
  • Remember, don't wet brine a bird that has been pre-salted at the factory. I know from first hand experience, and my wife won't let me forget it. Birds that have been pre-salted are labeled "basted", "self-basted", "enhanced", or "kosher".
  • For the brine
  • 1 cup [56 ml] hot water in a 2 cup measuring cup
  • 1 pound [454 gm] salt (any salt will do)
  • 1 cup [56 ml] white sugar
  • 8 tablespoons of garlic powder (not garlic salt)
  • 6 tablespoons ground black pepper
  • 2 gallons [7.6 L] cold water
  • About the salt. The method we use to mix the brine doesn't care what type of salt you use because we are going by weight not volume. The volume will vary significantly depending on whether you use table salt, kosher salt, pickling salt, or sea salt, but the weight remains the same. Sounds weird, but you'll see how it works.
  • About the sugar. If you are diabetic, you can skip the sugar, although truth be told, very little actually gets into the meat.
  • You may see brine recipes elsewhere that call for adding chicken stock, vegetable stock, apple juice, and all kinds of herbs and spices. Don't waste your money. They barely impact the flavor. You'll have plenty of flavor without them, especially from the gravy.
  • 1) Add one cup of hot water to a two cup measuring cup. Then pour in salt, any salt, until the water line reaches 2 cups. It doesn't matter if you have table salt, kosher salt, or sea salt. The volume may differ when it is dry, but the weight is the same, and the displacement of the water is the same. It's called Archimedes' principle.
  • Pour the slurry into a very clean container large enough to hold the meat and 2 gallons of water. The best tool is a plastic insulated cooler. If the cooler is large, you may need to scale up the brine recipe to make sure the bird is submerged. You can use something like a large stainless steel pot, but the ice will melt quickly if it doesn't fit in the fridge and you'll need to add more ice. Do not use an aluminum pot. It can react with the salt and create off flavors. If you only have an aluminum pot, line it with a food safe plastic bag such as the Ziploc XL. But the best tool by far is an insulated plastic cooler. You can use it later when the bird is done to keep it warm. Just clean it thoroughly with hot soapy water.
  • Then add the sugar, garlic, and black pepper. Stir until most of the sugar is dissolved. The garlic and pepper will not dissolve. Then add the cold water.
  • 2) Submerge the meat in the brine breast side (the large humped side) down and refrigerate. If you can't fit it in the fridge toss in a gallon zipper bag filled with ice. Or two. The bags should be tight so that when the ice melts it doesn't dilute the brine. If you use a bag of ice from the store, make sure it is tight so the ice won't melt and dilute the brine. Clean store bought bags of ice thoroughly with soap and water and rinse them completely. People often walk on them in the delivery truck. Another option is to fill a quart juice or soda bottle with water and freeze it. Then screw on the cap. Wait til after the bottle has frozen because water expands when it freezes and it can blow off the cap. Wash off the outside of the bottle thoroughly and toss it in the brine.
  • Move the bird around and get the air bubble out of the cavity. You may need to weight the meat down to submerge it. If you cannot submerge it, make sure you turn it periodically and extend it's time in the bath. Let the bird swim in the brine for up to 12 hours in a refrigerator or other cool place. Keep the brine under 40°F, adding more ice when necessary. If you can see unmelted ice, it is probably below 40°F.
  • 3) After no more than 12 hours, remove the bird, rinse it thoroughly inside and out so the exterior will not be too salty, and pat dry. Be sure not to leave it in the brine longer than 12 hours. Rinsing is crucial!
  • 4) While the skin is soft and elastic, insert your fingers carefully between the skin and the meat and loosen it all around so later you can put the wet rub in there. You can work from both the front and rear, and reach down to the thighs and wings.
  • 5) If time permits, place the bird on a rack in the refrigerator for 3 hours or more so the skin will dry. You can even leave it there overnight. This will help make the skin crispy. Make sure you put a pan under the bird to catch drips.
  • Basic poultry injection
  • Injecting is a sure fire way to get the flavor and juiciness down deep. It is the only way to get fats, herbs, spices and other large molecules deep into meat. By injecting, you don't have to worry about over salting, you can do it at the last minute, you have less waste, less cost, no huge containers are needed, no refrigeration space problems, and the biggest safety issue is making sure you don't stab yourself.
  • To inject, you should use a special hypodermic for food. For more on the subject, read my article on
  • The Zen of Injecting.
  • Makes. 2 cups, more than enough to inject a large turkey
  • Ingredients
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 2 teaspoons sugar
  • 2 cups [112 ml] water or low sodium chicken stock, or a mix of both
  • About the salt. If you use Morton's kosher salt, double the quantity.
  • Here's an idea. Smoke the salt.
  • Optional. You can add 1/2 teaspoon of MSG such as Ac'cent. MSG, also known as glutamic acid, is a flavor enhancer as well as a natural byproduct of some aging and fermentation processes. Some people believe that MSG can cause headaches, but scientists have not been able to prove the connection. According to the Mayo Clinic "researchers have found no definitive evidence of a link between MSG and these symptoms." The eminent food writer Jeffrey Steingarten attempted to debunk what he considers to be an urban legend in his famous essay "Why Doesn't Everyone in China Have a Headache?"
  • Optional. You can add herbs and spices such as garlic and pepper, but they can overwhelm the meat's natural flavor. Go easy.
  • Do this
  • 1) Mix all the ingredients in a bottle and shake vigorously before injecting. Pour into a narrow container so you can suck fluid in through the needle. In a wide bowl it is hard to get the holes below the water line and you then need to unscrew the top, pour it into the syringe, spill it everywhere, screw on the top, inject, and repeat. I bought a V-shaped flower vase for the job.
  • 2) Insert the needle parallel to the grain and go all the way to the center. Press the plunger slowly and ease the needle out. Insert the needle about every 1.5" apart and leave behind about 1 ounce per pound. A little liquid will follow the needle out of the hole, but if it comes spurting out, use less pressure. We want to avoid pockets of liquid.
  • 3) You can cook right away, but if you let the meat rest for an hour or more, even overnight, the injection will disperse more evenly through the meat.
  • Butterballing the meat
  • If your bird has had a salt solution injected at the factory, you can still amp it up and add richness, moisture, and flavor by injecting melted butter.
  • Melt 1 stick of butter (4 ounces) over a low heat. Use the same tools and methods above to inject the butter deep into the meat, focusing on the breasts
  • Preparing the wet rub and the bird
  • If you wish, you can do this a day in advance.
  • A dry rub is a mix of spices and herbs rubbed into meat, but for turkey, we're going to use a wet rub, a mix of herbs, spices, and oil. Wet rubs are especially effective because many of the flavors in herbs and spices do not dissolve in water, but they do dissolve in oil. This is especially true of green herbs. Turkey and herbs get along like peanut butter and jelly. Click here to read about the Zen of Herbs and Spices.
  • The wet rub goes under the skin so they can be in intimate contact with the muscle tissue and don't have to fight their way through fatty skin. Then we'll put some rub on top of the skin to flavor everybody's favorite part and because oil helps crisp the skin.
  • I recommend you use my Simon & Garfunkel poultry rub blend. It's a mix of parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme (sing it), with oregano, basil, bay leaf, black pepper, and sugar.
  • If you want to use your own favorite rub, use something without salt if the bird has been salted at the factory or you have salted it with a brine or injection. My Simon & Garfunkel rub has no salt. Remember, you can always add salt, but you can't take it away. Click here for more about rubs.
  • Sometimes, if the sage in the garden hasn't frozen by Thanksgiving, I'll put olive oil or butter and several whole fresh sage leaves under the skin instead of a wet rub and use the wet rub on the outside of the skin only. If you click here and look at the picture of the finished bird up close you can see the sage leaves under the skin. They taste great and look cool. People will ask about the secret ingredient.
  • Do this
  • 1) Mix the herb blend with the oil and let it sit for a few hours if you have the time. That helps break down the cells in the herbs and releases their flavors, but this is not a necessity because the flavors will marry while on the bird. Why oil and not butter? Butter is not pure oil, it has water in it so it will not brown as well as other oils. Olive oil or cooking oil do the job of delivering herbs to the muscle tissues just fine. The herbs are where the flavor is.
  • 2) If your bird has been swimming in brine, pull it out. Pat the skin dry, take off your Super Bowl ring, and gently push the herbs and oil under the skin. Spread it out and work it as far down to the thighs and legs as possible. Try to avoid leaving behind large clumps.
  • 3) Spread the remaining rub on top of the skin. If you run out, rub the exterior with olive oil or vegetable oil and sprinkle it gently with a little black pepper, sage, and thyme. Then sprinkle salt on the skin to help it crisp.
  • 4) Do not tie the legs together. Most turkeys come with an armature holding the tops of the drums together. And most cookbooks tell you to tie them up if they didn't come that way. This just doesn't make sense. Here's why.
  • Dark meat is best at about 175°F, but if you tie the drums together you pin the thighs tight against the body of the bird and they'll take longer to cook. So if you remove the bird when the breasts are 160°F, the thighs will also be about 160°F. But if you let their freak flag fly, heat will infiltrate them from all sides and, because they are thinner than the breasts, they will be at 170°F when the breasts hit 160°F.
  • Some chefs tell you to put a Wagnerian breast plate made of foil on the white meat in order to reflect heat so the thighs can get ahead of them. Now that is really goofy. A thin layer of foil is not going to reflect much heat nor is it going to be much of an insulator. All that will do is retard the browning and crisping of the skin.
  • Some other chefs tell you to put ice bags on the breasts before cooking in order to chill them so that the thighs will have a head start. One New York Times expert whom I normally worship even use Ace bandages to hold the icebags in place so the poor turkey looks like was up all night drinking Wild Turkey. Just letting the thighs free so hot air can surround them will do the job just fine, thank you. And doing so has the added bonus of letting the crotch area brown.
  • Setting up your grill or smoker
  • You absolutely, positively do not want the bird sitting directly above the flame or coals unless you have always secretly wanted to run avian crematorium. The best arrangement for a grill is what is called a 2-zone setup. The grill has a hot side with direct heat underneath it, and a cooler side where the heat flows in from the hot side. We call them the direct zone and the indirect zone.
  • The meat goes in the indirect zone and roasts by convection airflow circulating all around the bird rather than by direct radiation from the flame. If you have a smoker, they are usually designed for indirect cooking. If you have a grill, you need to set it up for 2 zones.
  • Long ago you should have done dry runs sans food with your grill so that by now you can hit two target temps: 325 and 225°F. Almost all my recipes call for one or the other and because only pellet grills have a thermostat control, you need to play thermostat. If you haven't calibrated your system, click the link and practice long before you try to cook anything.
  • When setting up for 2-zone cooking, I normally recommend you put a water pan under the meat. It acts as a heat sink, absorbing energy and moderating fluctuations. A water pan also puts humidity in the atmosphere to reduce evaporative cooling and helps keep the meat moist. If you have a small grill, the water pan can actually sit between the flame and the meat, casting a heat shadow above it so the meat doesn't overheat.
  • For this recipe, we replace the water in the pan with the fixins for our special gravy and it will collect dripping further enriching the gravy. This gravy/drip pan should have at least 3.5 quart capacity and must be large enough to fit under the entire bird. The best choices are stainless steel, ceramic, or Corning Ware. Be forewarned, the pan it will get smoky and need serious scrubbing. Don't use copper because it can react with the salts and acids in the gravy. I have used a disposable aluminum pan and noticed no off flavors, but I now have a stainless steel roasting pan that I use just for outdoor cooking because I got tired of sleeping on the couch.
  • Charcoal grill setup. Put the drip pan on one side of the charcoal grate and the charcoal on the other side and the meat on the food grate above the drip pan. I do not recommend putting the meat and the drip pan in the center. It is too easy to burn the thighs and wings that way. See my article on the best setup for a charcoal grill.
  • Gas grill setup. Put the drip pan on the flame deflectors below the food grate. The bird roosts on the food grate above. See my article on the best setup for a gas grill.
  • Bullet smoker setup. If you are using a bullet shaped water smoker like a Weber Smokey Mountain, you can use the built-in water pan for the drip pan. See my article on the best setup for a Weber Smokey Mountain.
  • Gas smoker setup. Put the turkey on a shelf high up in the cabinet and the gravy pan on the bottom shelf. You won't need the built-in water pan. You'll probably need to set the dial on high.
  • Offset barrel smoker setup. Put the drip pan on the bottom of the cooking chamber under the cooking grate. See my article on the best setup for an offset smoker.
  • Pellet smoker setup. Put the drip pan on top of the big deflector plate under the cooking grate and put the bird on the cooking grate.
  • If none of these works for you, try to raise the bird up by placing it on an oven rack sitting on top of several empty tall beer cans (don't write to me if you don't know how to empty them). If they are clean, they can sit right in the drip pan.
  • Beware! A disposable aluminum pan will not hold the rack and a bird without collapsing, so if you use a disposable pan, it must go under the grill grate and the bird must go on top of the grill grate. That, or you must rest a cooking grate on empty beer cans.
  • Finally! Let's cook that bird!
  • Finally! All the pregame activities are over. It's time to get down to business. You want to begin by preheating the oven about 5 hours before your guests are ready to sit down. Yes, your grill or smoker is really an oven. Get over it.
  • 1) Crank your oven up to 325°F or as close as possible as measured at the level of the cooking grate by a digital thermometer. Do not measure the temp using the cheap thermometer in the lid unless you plan to eat the lid. There can be a great difference between the grate temp and the lid temp.
  • 2) When it is hot, clean the grate you will cook the bird on before you put the drip pan in. Week-old grease and gunk the cooking grates will not add the kind of complexity you want in your gravy. Now put the drip pan and all the gravy fixins onto the cooker at least 2 to 3" below the bird if possible.
  • 3) If you have a leave-in digital thermometer with a probe on a wire, insert the probe into the breast so the tip is in the center of the thickest part of the breast, being careful not to touch the ribs. Digital thermometers have small sensors and they are very close to the tip, so they are by far the best. The sensitive areas of a dial thermometer are too big to be accurate.
  • 4) Put the onion (remember to quarter it), garlic, orange peel, and fresh herbs into the cavity. These aromatics will release aromas and they will penetrate the meat from the inside of the cavity, along with the smoke. Do not cram them in so tightly that hot air and smoke can't circulate inside. If you must, leave something out.
  • 5) Grab 4 pieces of aluminum foil, each about 8" square, and coat one side with vegetable oil so it won't stick. Cover the tops of the wings and drumsticks with the foil. You did lop off the wing tips and toss them in the gravy, didn't you? The foil will keep these skinny parts from burning. You'll take the foil off after an hour, so the skin will brown and crisp.
  • 6) Now add your smoke wood. Turkey loves smoke, but too much can ruin it in a hurry, and there is is a fine line. The first time you try this recipe I beg you to go easy on the smoke wood. Overdo it and the bird will taste like an ashtray.
  • I've had good luck with apple, alder, peach, cherry, and oak. Avoid mesquite, and hickory. They'll work, but I think they're a bit too strong for delicate lean meats like turkey.
  • On a charcoal grill or smoker, you may not need to add wood at all. The charcoal will probably give you all the smoke flavor you need. If you do add wood, you can toss it right on the coals. 2 to 4 ounces by weight should be enough. Smoke adheres to wet surfaces, so add the wood at the start of the cook.
  • On a gas grill you'll need 4 to 8 ounces of wood. You may decide after tasting it that you want more on your next cook, but don't ruin the first one with too much smoke.
  • On my gas grill I usually place one golf-ball sized chunk of wood right on a burner in the flame. Chunks smolder slowly, but if you do not have chunks, you can use chips or pellets.
  • To use chips or pellets, make a little pouch of aluminum foil and poke holes in one side. There is no need to soak the wood. Wood does not absorb much water. That's why they make boats out of it. Put the packet as close to the flame as possible. Click here for more on The Zen of Wood.
  • 7) Place the bird on the cooking rack, breast side up, close the lid and don't open it for an hour. That means no basting. Not if you want crispy skin. Remember, basting just makes the skin wet and soft.
  • 8) After an hour, open the cooker and remove the aluminum foil from the wings and drums. This lets them brown properly and you will have potato chip crunchy skin on your wings.
  • If you don't have a thermometer on a wire already in the breast, spot check the temperature with a good digital instant read thermometer by inserting the probe into the deepest part of the breast. Push the tip past the center and pull it out slowly. The lowest temp is the one to watch for. You can do this occasionally as needed. You won't harm anything by peaking.
  • If necessary, add a quart of boiling water to the gravy pan. Don't add cold water or you can cool off the cooking chamber. Make sure there are at least 2 inches of liquid in the pan at all times. Do not let the onions and other solids in the pan burn! Let them get dark, but not black. While you're under the hood, if you are using charcoal add another 15 to 20 chunks every hour. Resist the temptation to reach for the wood chips.
  • If you fear that the bird is progressing too slowly and you are having trouble keeping the temp up to 325°F, preheat your indoor oven to 325°F and move the bird and the gravy inside. Finishing it this way is fine. You will not lose you pitmaster card. The smoke flavor is already in the bird so now your focus must be on making sure it is not overcooked.
  • 9) As the meat temp approaches 160°F in the center of the breast, tilt the bird and drain the cavity into the gravy. Now check temps all over, especially the back which can be a bit soggy or even undercooked if it is very close to the water. If the back isn't 160°F, remove the gravy pan and put the bird over direct heat to firm it up. This should take no more than 20 minutes or so, but watch things, because without that buffer of water, you can burn the back in a hurry.
  • Now it is time to move the bird to the cutting board or a platter. Pick a platter with a lip that contain the copious juices. Let the bird rest at least 15 minutes before you start carving. Resting allows the pressure that has built up inside the meat to ease off a bit so the juices don't come gushing out. A lot of books say you should put a foil tent on the bird. Don't do it. This just makes the skin soggy. There is plenty of heat in the meat that it will not go cold in 15 minutes or longer.
  • If you are going over the river and through the woods with your bird, or if your bird finishes early, read about how to keep it hot with a faux Cambro.
  • 10) While the meat is resting, carefully remove the gravy pan from the cooker. Pour the gravy through a strainer into a large pot or saucepan. Let it sit for about 10 minutes and with a large spoon or basting bulb, remove most of the fat. You'll never get it all, so don't obsess. Besides, fat brings flavor. Now taste it. It should be rich and flavorful. If you find it too weak (unlikely) bring it to a boil and cook it down a bit. Taste again and add salt only at the last minute. If you add salt and then reduce it, it will be too salty.
  • I pour the gravy into a coffee carafe to keep it warm especially when I have to go to someone else's house for dinner. The fat rises in the thermos, so I can just pour some off before serving, or shake it up to mix it in. When you are ready to serve the bird, you can transfer some of the gravy to a gravy boat or serving bowl if you don't like the looks of the carafe.
  • As proof of its goodness, when you chill the leftovers it will solidify into a jelly. That's what happens to melted collagens, they turn to gelatin, and collagens bring flavor and texture to the table. See my article on meat science for more on the subject.
  • Please resist the temptation to thicken this gravy with flour or cornstarch. If the idea is to moisten meat, starchy sauces just don't get the job done. Starches are large molecules and they can't penetrate the tiny pores in the meat. The gravy just floats on top like a life preserver after the ship has gone down. My thin gravy will soak into the meat and add much more flavor. After you taste my gravy, you won't do the thick high school cafeteria stuff again. But if there are hardened traditionalists in the house, in the sidebar I have included instructions on how to satisfy them.
  • Carving
  • The first thing to do is look at the bird and remember who is winning this contest and remind yourself that you are smarter than a dead turkey. It is not hard once you understand the logic. Go ahead and parade the whole bird around the room and take a few bows, but do the carving in the kitchen, not on the dining table. You need elbow room, you don't need adoration or the heckling, and you certainly don't need to ruin the tablecloth.
  • The second thing to do is to reach for the best carving knife you own. Some folks prefer an electric knife, but I prefer a good carving knife. Just make sure it is sharp or the skin will give you fits. Good carving knives should be professionally sharpened every year or so depending on how often you use them. A honing steel is no substitute for a real sharpening. You can do it yourself and I recommend some sharpening devices in my article about required kitchen tools, or you can take your knives (and lawn mower blade) to a pro once a year.
  • I have a nice Messermeister Meridian Elite 5 Knife Set but, don't tell my professional chef friends, the knife I reach for most is my cheap Rapala Soft-Grip 7.5". This cheapo blade has a thin flexible dangerously sharp blade, a wicked sharp tip, and it's only about $16. It is not strong enough to cut through bone, but there is nothing better for cutting things off bones. When it's dirty, it goes in the dishwasher and you can't do that with the fancy knives. When it is dull I hone it and when it no longer holds a razor edge, I chuck it and get a new one. To see all the different sizes available, click here .
  • Below I will describe the process of carving a turkey (BTW, carving is much easier if you butterfly the bird or break it down into parts before you even cook it). Click here to see an excellent step by step slideshow of the process.
  • The goal is to get as much of the meat off the bones as possible. You want to slice it across the grain so it is easier to chew, and you want as many pieces as possible to have a bit of tasty skin.
  • 1) Hone the knife with a honing steel. A sharp knife has a razor thin edge, and with use that edge can bend. A honing steel can straighten it out. A honing steel is a rod that has a sandpaper like surface. I know you've see TV chefs hone knives by crossing the steel and knife in front of them and zip zop, they're done. Don't try it. It's not accurate and it's a good way to add your bodily fluids to the gravy.
  • Begin by placing the tip of the rod on a table and hold it vertical, perpendicular to the table. Hold the knife by the handle firmly in your other hand. Rest the part of the knife closest to your hand against the top of the steel and tilt it to a 45° angle. Then roll your wrist so it is halfway between 45° and the steel, about 22.5°. Draw the knife slowly towards your body gently sliding it downward towards the table at the same time. Hne the entire blade, right to the tip. Repeat the process on the other side of the blade. Hone each side alternatively about 3 or 4 times.
  • 2) After the meat has rested, you can begin to carve. You will need a cutting board with gutters to catch the ample juices, and a serving platter or 2. Let's start with the dark meat. Take a paper towel and grab the top of a drumstick and bend it until the joint between it and the thigh is visible. Flex it back and forth until you have a good clear shot at the knee from behind. Sever the meat around the joint, and then cut between the ball and socket to remove the leg.
  • 3) You can serve the drumstick whole for the cavemen like me, or you can stand it on the meaty end and slice downward, removing the meat. I usually carve one and leave one whole.
  • 4) Now pull out those pieces of stiff cartilage with your fingers. Repeat the process with the other leg.
  • 5) Now hold the thigh and cut through the skin that connects it to the body. Bend the thigh back to find the hip joint. Cut through the ball joint removing the thigh.
  • 6) You can serve the thigh whole, but then the choicest pieces of dark meat go to only 2 guests. If you have more people who want thigh meat, you need to remove the bone so you can slice the meat. To do this, flip the thigh skin side down, and run the knife around the bone and under it until you can lift it out.
  • 7) Now turn the thigh skin side up and cut it into slices across the grain. Repeat with the other thigh.
  • 8) Now grabbing a wing, bend it back to locate the shoulder joint and cut through the tendons holding together the ball and socket.
  • 9) Now for the breasts. The old fashioned method was to cut slices off the breasts while they were still attached to the carcass. There are several things wrong with this approach. First of all, it is awkward. It is hard to get even slices especially as your knife approaches the rib cage, which is curved. The process is even more awkward because the carcass is wobbly. Besides, it's not fair because the person who gets the first slice gets most of the skin! The old fashioned method has you cutting with the grain, and slices cut with the grain is always chewier than slices cut across the grain. The better plan is to remove each side of the breast from the carcass and then cut it into beautiful slices across the grain so it is more tender. Here's how: In the middle of the two lobes is the breast bone, sometimes called the keel bone. Cut down along one side of the breast bone with long strokes until the knife hits the rib cage.
  • 10) Then tilt the knife and work along the rib cage with long strokes until the breast falls away in one football shaped hunk. On the front the knife will slide along the wishbone. Don't forget to pull it out from under the skin flap!
  • 11) Lay each breast skin side up on a cutting board and slice it across the grain in slices at least 1/4". I like thicker slices, especially if the meat is tender. But there is a trick to slicing it properly (I'll bet you're not surprised to hear that). Remember that we loosened the skin so it is no longer attached to the meat? If we're not careful the skin will slip slide around and you won't get neat slices with skin with each slice of meat. The trick is to have a really sharp knife. Place it on the center of the breast near its handle. Place the thumb and forefinger of your free hand on either side of the knife pressing down on the skin gently. In one gentle steady stroke, with slight downward pressure, draw the knife toward yourself across the skin, cutting down through it and into the meat. If you use a dull knife or a serrated knife, the skin will move around. This takes a bit of practice.
  • 12) When you have the meat cut, re-assemble it into a breast shaped presentation in order to keep the meat warm. If you are careful, you can slide your knife under the assembly and lift the whole thing onto the serving platter. On second thought, play it safe and use a spatula.
  • 13) Just before serving the bird, give yourself a reward. Flip the carcass over so the backbone is facing up. Run your fingers along the sides of the backbone and near the joints where the wings were attached, right under the shoulder blades, you'll find tender, juicy blobs of meat, each about the size and shape of the meat from a large oyster, hence the nickname, turkey oysters. You can pop them out with your fingers. Savor them for a job well done.
  • 14) Now pour a little gravy over the top of the meat in the platter, enough to moisten it but not drown it.
  • Leftovers and that valuable carcass
  • Do not discard the carcass. There is plenty of meat left and plenty of flavor inside those bones. Put it in the fridge. Don't leave it sitting at room temp for more than 30 minutes.
  • 1) Once the guests are gone (or the next day if you're beat), wash your hands well, and begin pulling all the remaining meat off the carcass. Set it aside for smoked turkey supper salad, smoked turkey pot pies, turkey sandwiches, turkey fajitas, turkey salad, turkey soup, or pulled turkey. The meat freezes well if wrapped tightly in plastic wrap or a zipper bag.
  • 2) Take the stripped carcass and break it into chunks. Put it into a deep pot, cover with water, and toss in 2 chopped carrots, 2 chopped onions (skins and all), a few celery leaves, a bay leaf, and some herbs. Add any leftover gravy from when you cooked the bird.
  • 3) Bring to a gentle simmer over medium heat. Do not boil yet. Simmer just below the boiling point for at least 2 to 6 hours. Turn off the heat, skim the scum, remove the big chunks, set them aside, and strain. Taste it, but resist the temptation to add salt. You can always add it later, but you can't take it out. Thin it if you wish or cook it down to make it more concentrated. I like to concentrate it and freeze it in ice cube trays. Then I drop the cubes into a zipper bag and label it with the date. Then pick the boiled meat off the carcass and add it to the other leftover meat.
  • 4) The next time you are making rice, risotto, couscous, paella, or soup, use the frozen cubes for a wonderful flavor. Pour some in an ovenproof bowl, add some caramelized onions, float a toasted crouton on it, put some muenster cheese on top, stick it under the broiler, and you've got a killer French onion soup.
  • Make muffins!
  • Now here's an outside the bird concept: Try cooking stuffing in well buttered muffin pans so each individual "muffing" will brown all around making lots more crunchy bits! If you want your stuffing wet and juicy, there will be lots of gravy from this recipe to pour over it.
  • If you absolutely positively must have the stuffing in the cavity, then make it very moist, heat it in up to 165°F and stuff the bird with steaming hot stuffing. Then the meat won't overcook while waiting for the stuffing to heat up.
  • If you must stuff the bird, then cook it at a lower temp, like 225°F so the exterior will not dry out as much. But you still must get everything up to 160 to 165°F before you take it off the heat because juices from the bird will get into the stuffing. For my favorite stuffing and muffing recipe, see chapter X.
  • Want some tips on how to amp up your stuffing? Want a good stuffing recipe? Try David Rosengarten's Classic Bread & Butter Stuffing With Cranberries
  • Bread & Butter Stuffing With Cranberries Recipe
  • Makes. 12 servings
  • Preparation time. Let the bread dry overnight, assembly takes 20 minutes, baking takes 1 hour.
  • Ingredients
  • 2.5 pounds Italian bread, sliced
  • 8 ounces (2 sticks) butter
  • 1.5 cups finely chopped celery
  • 2 cups finely chopped onions
  • 1 cup peeled and chopped apple
  • 6 cups chicken stock or turkey stock
  • 3 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves (or 1 tablespoons of dried thyme)
  • 2 tablespoons dried crushed sage leaves
  • 1 cup cranberry raisins
  • 1 teaspoon table salt
  • Several generous grinds of fresh pepper
  • About the sage. If you can find fresh sage use about 15 fresh sage leaves, remove the stems, and cut the leaves into thin strips.
  • About the stock. If you have made my Ultimate Turkey you will almost certainly have leftover stock. This is a great place to use it.
  • Do this
  • 1) Take the bread and cut it into squares about 0.25" on all sides. Precision not required! Leave the crust on. Spread the cubes on a baking pan and put them under your broiler and until they get amber or golden, but not brown, about 5 minutes depending on how close they are to the broiler. Watch things closely because they can go from golden to burned in a hurry.
  • 2) Pour the stock into a sauce pan on high heat and boil it down until you have about 4 cups, about 66% of the original volume.
  • 2) Melt the butter in a large saucepan over low heat. Add the celery, onions, and apple, and cook over low heat for 5 minutes. Add the stock or water. Increase the heat to moderate and bring to a boil. Turn off the heat and allow to cool for 3 minutes.
  • 3) Pour the mixture over the bread. Add the thyme and sage to the bread mixture. Add the cranberry raisins, salt, and pepper, and mix well. Taste and adjust the seasonings.
  • 4) At this stage you can go in one of two directions: Traditional, or Muffins. To go traditional, put the mixture in a large roasting pan and cover with foil. Bake in a 375°F oven, covered, with foil for 30 minutes. Remove the foil, bake for another 30 minutes, and serve. To make Muffins, follow the instructions in the sidebar.

Notes

I have been BBQing as long as I can remember. Every year there is the decision on what to cook for Thanksgiving. Traditionally it is turkey but I have had Beef, Seafood and other things and always wanted what I called the Ultimate Turkey. I don't particularly care for turkey out of the oven becausee it is like chewing on paper because it was over done. So I have done Fried Turkeys, great but wanted something better. I bought a big smoker a few years back and searched the internet for recipes. I came across a website called AMAZING RIBS and found this recipe. Every since then I have used this recipe for the Turkey Day meal. It is the best turkey I have ever had. It appears to be a little tedious but there are several recipes to get to the ULTIMATE TURKEY. This is the actual recipe that I use and was copied from AMAZINGRIBS.COM.

Submitted by: "Paul Tischhauser"

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