7th grade zookeeper at a typical Baltimore City middle school who has a thing for 6'7" former college basketball players and cheese. I don't eat beef. I hate measuring ingredients and doing any form of cooking/baking in the summer if I'm not in a fully air conditioned kitchen (which is pretty much my apt, so I only eat fruit and cheese June-August). I love making apple cider and baking cupcakes once those crisp fall nights hit and the rental company has yet to turn on my heat.