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When you need a Laugh


Ingredients You'll Need

Mouse trap
Laxatives
A Friend or Enemy
A Sink
A Knife
A Hammer
WD-40
DUCTTAPE


Directions

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.


Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply Using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a Timer.


Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:


You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.


If it doesn't move and should, Use the WD-40.


If it shouldn't move And does, use the duct tape.


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