Hairry Pasta Salad

Why I Love This Recipe
I was bored one day and had too much to drink and decided I needed to sober up before work. Pasta always makes me feel better. This salad also reminds me of my friend Harry because he has a lot of hair.
Everyone should try pasta salad...don't put your hair in it (if you can).
Love you Harry :)
Ingredients You'll Need
Bowtie Pasta (of course)... just like Harry wears
tomatoes... as red as Harry's nose
black olives... like his eyes
feta cheese...like the wax build up in his ears
Italian dressing... Harry is Italian
If you can't make it or are too lazy go buy it at the store and think of Harry, don't add hair.
Directions
Mix the stuff together.
Eat with fork or favorite utensil.